The 10 step Jets Anonymous Program
I
Trade all your fantasy football players from the JETS
II
Learn the phrase "Maybe next decade"
III
Avoid jumping on other teams bandwagons
IV
Tell your friends "I like the JETS even though they suck"
V
Don't tell your friends "The JETS are headed for the Superbowl!"
VI
If you have children, encourage them to follow another team
VII
Don't watch the games
VIII
Remove all JETS paraphernalia from your home and place of work
IX
Remember to get a JETS Fix from our main page
X
By all means...don't wager on the JETS
These steps are the start of a new begining for the JETS Anonymous Fan. Live the steps
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